Vatican Comes Out, Embraces Temple Virgins and Catamites
Some important new discoveries have prompted the Catholic Church to promote “omnis omnium amorum” or “everybody loves everybody” as the new official church doctrine.
As an expression of this, the Vatican is officially coming out of the closet and publicly embracing homosexuality, bestiality, bisexuality, monosexuality, pederasty, and trisexuality**, says Ail Fakenithin, a Vatican spokes-entity.
The change in policy was the result of many recent startling discoveries in Vatican archives. For example, the erroneous doctrine saying priests must be “celibate” was due to a middle ages mis-transcription of the word “celebrate.”
The other was a discovery by the Vatican chronovisor of the very first “sugar daddy,” as shown in the photograph below.
This remote human ancestor was spotted carrying a piece of sugar cane, which he was about to trade for sexual favors. “This means connecting sugar and sex, or in modern times, money and sex, is the will of the creator,” the entity says.
“These discoveries show that all the Vatican sex scandals of recent years were due to the fact they were hidden,” says Cardinal Sin who has now been appointed chief church sexologist. “From now on, we will end all hypocrisy by being honest and open about what we are doing,” Sin says.
This means, for example, the church will be open about its use of catamites as incentives to join the priesthood. Nuns will also now be able to work as temple virgins by offering their bodies to Jesus and to church donors.
The children resulting from these “holy unions” will either be set to work as Catamites or temple virgins, Sin explains.
The less comely ones will be put to work manufacturing the life-enhancing substance adrenochrome and then at puberty “they will dedicate themselves to Molech,” the spokes-entity adds.
Also, in a nod to a change of management at “the very top,” of the church hierarchy, another mis-transcription is going to be corrected. From now on the celebratory word “Hallelujah,” will be spelled “Hellelujah,” the officials say.
Source: Satanic News Service – April 1st, 2021
**Trisexuality=try sex with
Ha ha – Ail Fakenithin (I’ll fake anythin) good April Fool Ben!
WoW – in the Monty Python movie Life Of Brian; of the many repeatable lines, the one that came to mind here?
“Cruel but fair.” we can’t hammer on these abominations in the
“Beings that can not protect their children are doomed to and deserve extinction.” -CosmicGuy OSTO TV on ROKU TV
IT is ALL about our Children. Keep driving that hammer down BF kudos.
ps: Vatican chronovisor – instant classic.
I been Sugar Daddy 😋 for many years to beautiful high quality class women and today I don’t see them no more after they gotten my money from me
You took the time to warn the Temple Virgins right from jump!
You are a gentleman first and then a great set up artist so I like your humor just fine !
How can folks boo hoo such a major clue ?
If you don’t see the clues= that’s on YOU , not Ben !
if we meet here next year on April 1st,
You will know the deal !
There will be some Temple Virgins to see then as well.
Hi Ben, and Great April Fools Day Joke ! Ben, would you please add in the treatment period that was needed to complete your healing from Lymphoma… You previously stated that you took 1 Gram / 1000 Milligrams of a bio-available source of Vitamin C every hour, and 5000 UI’s of Vitamin D (D3 ???) per day… That leads me to ask how man Hours per day did you continue taking vitamin C for ? Also How many days specifically, did you do this protocol for… I am willing to discuss this with others here. Trolls will be blocked, also… Read more »
I see my posts have been taken out. Hope they reach the ones who were meant to be reached.
And here is one more:
Do not swallow the Lies, here is another wake up link. If you are meant to know it, you will. If not, you know where you are going. Take it, or leave it. Truth will show itself:
That one still works. Its is creepy though.
Thanks Anita for reposting. I’ve put both links on Telegram and I will followup with Clouthub & Parler. Yes they are frightening especially the one with Max Igan
And here is another:
iPad is being an ass, so I will post another truth here and keep posting individually. Computers and tech are not our friends:
Again, THANKS Anita for this vid….Son of a Bitch, I knew those tests were phony, now thanks to this vid, I know why. Very grateful for the repost.
Here is a big wake up:
I enjoy extreme theories with the best of them and if proved true, add it to my view of life. But this sounds like a load of crap to me. Propaganda BS from the Satanic News whatever. Sure sounds like a reliable source to me. 🙄 I’ve enjoyed some of your articles over the years, Ben. Have also thought for a long time that you should have been a fiction writer. You’d make millions.
“Happy April Fool’s Day!” is what Ben was really telling us! 🙂
You may not agree with Ben’s perspective on planetary events but most of us including myself do not function on the levels he does and we’ve been schooled by mass media to only believe what they say. Ben has greatly altered MY image of how the world REALLY works. Of course I can’t prove any of it, but can you prove what he says is NOT true? To me Ben is a true hero.
Here are some videos to help see the world a little clearer:
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Suspected it was an April Fool’s joke, but was certain when you mentioned Cardinal Sin. Ha Ha
There was in fact a Philippines Cardinal who’s surname was “Sin”, so Ben was being very clever as he was mentioning a factual being (although this particular individual died in 2005). See:
Human Soul Level Enslavement has been rampant upon this world, maybe since well before the last milliard… The war up on the moons surface that sports craft left in position as a reminder of the peace treaties, may well be the date of the actual slavery processes that were and are done by stealth… Organic-Psionic and Non-Organic-Psionic methods… Tele-Kinetics / Television… Also Bio-Chemical dusting from cloaked craft… and now Geo-engineering… My Military background includes pre-cellphone knowledge of microwave requirements… If I had aimed a 5G system at a public location such as has been done for two decades now, I… Read more »
Have a look at the circle of Evil:
Not funny at all! Liberation of Humanity is at hand, been slaves for thousands of years.
What is the best slave? One that thinks they are free and have a life. This fake pandemic proves how much we are slaves. Only the few who do not mask for their masters are the true patriots of their countries. Debt slavery!
Maybe since well before the last milliard… The war up on the moons surface that sports craft left in position as a reminder of the peace treaties, may well be the date of the actual slavery processes that were and are done by stealth… Organic-Psionic and Non-Organic-Psionic methods… Tele-Kinetics / Television… Also Bio-Chemical dusting from cloaked craft… and now Geo-engineering… My Military background includes pre-cellphone knowledge of microwave requirements… If I had aimed a 5G system at a public location such as has been done for two decades now, I would still be in Leavenworth on criminal homicide charges. How… Read more »
Unfortunately, there is a little too much truth in the humour for me. I laugh as we get rid of all Evil. This is what I am awaiting.
Looney Tunes 🐷
Tear gas and DRONES-Police crackdown on Brussels ‘Freedom Rally”
No mask and no lockdown for thousands of party goers in the land of GOTYE.
RT News -4-2 1:47 of rioting.
Wouter De Beaker ( Wally to his friends ) is the artist known as Gotye and I am influenced by this young mans music greatly.
It is STATE OF THE ART ( one of his best cuts ).
You know what sucks? When you guys repost TV news, I avoid all of it and you all should as well. Besides enough alternate news out there already lol
RT is not exactly CNN or MSNBC. Post some thing original= I read the Bible too ! Post a link of something yer self then and skip what you seen. before if I bore you. Gotye is REAL artist as well. You do see him on mainstream ever? They do not have any concept of Art unrelated to commercial success. I can throw the Pearls out there but the swine won’t consume them so they stay untouched by those that do not recognize he value of a pearl. I don’t need yer Bible lessons ! The pearl is the bible… Read more »
its all most people have.
I am guessing it is a joke.. April fools with what is going on is awful!!
rays…BF nabbed another one😂
I have long learned to try and read a few coments before making one and on April fools day that goes double !
My sense of humor has gone cold. I sense that someone thought this was funny. Even my smile muscles are dead.
Lol Thanks for the darko laugh nephre⚡
Ha ha ha … even on April 2 … I NEEDED that.. and, compliments to our dear Ben, I too was hooked ’til the mention of Cardinal Sin!
The picture got me laughing…lol 🌞
“Q” Original Team Member Is Dropping Bombs!! Your Jaw Is Going To Drop!! First Channel Purged In 3 Days!! See It B4 Its To Late!! https://www.newsview.gr/2021/04/Q-original-team-member-is-dropping-bombs-first-channel-purged-in-3-days-see-it-b4-too-late.html The book mentioned in the first video ‘The Adam and Eve Story’ – here is a possibly uncensored version, download to local computer: https://drive.google.com/file/d/16pTXGU-nMP7e91K1_yeknFmlJiSntERc/view Have to choose to get off the waiting game – waiting for a saviour (on-world or off-world), waiting for arrests, justice and revenge, and waiting for tribunals to take the dark ones down – it isn’t going to happen. This is part of the distraction tactic. Instead focus on building… Read more »
Original Q? lol come on how does anyone know when Q is never seen only read. I swear everyone commenting is just trying to get attention. Adam and Eve story that CIA banned and recently released is about a true event that is going to happen around 2030-2050. 1-2 mile high waves, earth rotation stops, and water keeps going, then it reverses rotation. Waves come back over the land again. This is a fact people something to really be concerned about. If there is no help we are screwed, no where to build a thing. If we do not get… Read more »
I have a copy of THE NEXT END OF THE WORLD by Ben Davidson in my hand as I type. You would enjoy reading it as it takes The ADAM AND EVE STORY and works it out with the latest finds in solar cosmology.
I’m not a Q fan…just curious about what is the real truth and also when someone makes a huge statement that makes you do a double take.
Like we’re a 1000 years ahead of the real timeframe we’re actually in (he says that at the end of the second video). So that would be 1021?? Unless I misheard or have got the maths wrong!
Didn’t read Ben’s post till after I posted the comment – major relief to read the comments and find it must surely just be a very good giggle. A sick one, but a giggle nonethless.
“**Trisexuality=try sex with
…that one made me spill my drink LOL
What a black, hot and serious laugh !
This April Fool’s joke from Ben really hits the spot again!
… although it’s not so much out of touch with reality, is it?☺
Ya, I needed a good laugh today.
I never saw that picture of Obama before 👣
( Its a strap-on )
He only gets to wear it on April 1st !
😂😂, thanks Rays, I usually refer to him as king Louie from jungle book. Always assume you guys know who I mean.
Try not to be a jerk, but days when I am tired of put down of President Trump it brings out the Snark.
Need diversion on occasion to stay positive.
I think one of the secrets to having a long and healthy life is to not always take it seriously. That can kill ya’=lol!
As a 90-year-old man once answered the question of long life. He said, “ he gave up cheese and red meat (and didn’t like soda) when he was 60. He still likes his red wine and a pint and still was working until cv b.s. made him retire….still walking, breathing and liked flowers amongst other things. Lol.
Thank you all so much, my oldest Son that died was born on April Fools day. We used to roll on the floor laughing at Peter Seller’s as the Pink Panther. He had an amazing sense of humor. Released balloon this am. It has been 14 years, & everyone still misses him as much as we(family) do.
So appreciate the humor this evening.
One of the tougher days of my fathers life was April fools day 1945.
That was the start of the bloody Okinawa Invasion that killed as many US Navy personal as the land invasion forces. Its not always a fun day but why not party it up otherwise !
Today there are no Kamikaze attacks or bloody island invasions going on so why not laugh a little !
A 103 year old guy gives his ‘final advice’💛
I don’t regret my failures ( and I had plenty) but only the positive things I wanted to do but never tried.
I did try a lot of no no’s but moved on after I realized what I was not missing.
It took me a minute here– I thought where is the picture she’s talking about, and then Ohh ok. haha
He had me until “Cardinal Sin“. Can’t say I thot real funny, as it’s so true without all the puns. Seriously as I am about this subject. “is it go along to get along? “ Yeah, I’ll prolly go early Rays. I always admire a good sense of humor though. Although a bottle of sake and fun are great distractions.
And that’s not a pic of Michelle because ???
Kind of surprised at the racist comparisons of the chimpanzee and the former President or his beard. Despite my understanding that phony BLM were not help any person of color and that it was an Obama-era trap set to divide our nation – I don’t think it’s right to drop to racist ape jokes. I realize now that bigotry is the “fire starter” used to ignite societal division in general. These ancient bigotries could all be eliminated by courtesy to our fellow beings. When I see that willingness to use verbal violence in the form of insulting comparisons, I wonder… Read more »
‘S$$T’, ‘C$$T’ I never say online. And seldom off line, but am hu~man😂Why do u nephre…oh, holy-er than anyone but David Webster here ~say those types of negative words online?
“negative words?” I think it is a “negative phrase” to compare any person to an ape, especially a black person, because those comparisons are exceptionally hurtful. “Holier than thou” (learn to spell) – not really. Just perhaps more polite than low-lives?
Now u r a ‘spelling’ guru here as well trying to pretend to be ‘polite’?
sit down dude.
🤣🤣, could not get my up button to work, but good one.
Not Michael as not muscular enough. Believe he could kick ass & not take names.
Do understand April fools, been a follower of Ben many years.
To me the Obamas have been one of the worst jokes played on the USA
I agree with that. They are much worse than some stupid, bigoted moniker.
It better be a joke.
One more for Ben’s catch of the day !
No one reads comments before tossing out a post I see !
You got company in Ben’s net Joe !
No license or limits on this pond =lol!
Even though you paid $11/month to join this Deep Sea Journey ,
I am gettin’ my $$$ worth today fer sure..
Is this your April Fool’s joke or real?
Poisson d’avril vijeetgv ,
You have been netted !
Good golly Ms. Molly, Ben is still catching more fish than I ever seen before !
( Pssst= he did this last season !)
Halleluja ist eine Grussformel für Allah und Elia
The nuns went from Saints to Whores in one day..
and damn, I didn’t know there was actually a word to describe boy sex toys…
I hope God blesses America soon and just throws out the corruption.
no more hope… use words like intention….. use your will!
Really– who would down vote this comment?? and thank you Jonny for reminding me.
Of course none of this would surprise most of us… in this backwards world were stuck in.
Classic Ben. Lil comic relief… cheers.
Perhaps he want us to lighten up 🙂
Every year now gun loving Canadian Melania🌬
It’s a pun. Yep I’ve got the big guns!!!
Thanks especially for the very interactive/ informative Gold fish report & the final comments.. very encouraging & of course for Benjamin’s report …. as mentioned already even my 85 yr old mother is now a follower of Benjamin’s weekly report … God bless everyone’s sincere efforts for planetary liberation
This might be an April Fools DayHoax????
Only to English losers like horsey🐎
Thisis no Aprils fool….unless you are pushing Operation Warp Speed
Or England’s wonderfulness…& warped Pilgrim lover of horsey🐎
@Leland Roth Poor Horseyboy thinks operation warp speed somehow caused mandatory vaccines, everyone i know has denied getting it, its that easy. But the Horseboy and his TDS shows in every single comment he posts, sad that he would come to an article about the vatican yet horseymanchild still finds a way to try and make it about “orange man bad” – he lost the election horseylittleman – get over it already
I saw Trump on TV saying to get the Jab last week. Time you Yanks woke TFU before you all implode. Stop being lazy and get off your arses and get your guns out. We only got pitch forks here no guns anymore
Well, guess what horsey….99.7% probably will be ok…Maybe not?…What matters is u r foaming @ the mouth in your ongoing TDS issues in general…
And millions of folks r more moronic than Brits like u with horses to own & care for…like your buddy Mr. ED🐴
as usual you talk rubbish….go back to Face Book
Lol Ah, the truly moronic horseface Brit who cannot have guns FINALLY shows up💛
We don’t need guns!
Why do Americans need guns anyway, to protect themselves from each other??? …
Ah, u r joking right Melanie since baseball bats have killed more people in America than Ar 15🇺🇸
Hunting, sporting clays, skeet…but hey you got one correct, self protection. Guns are lots of fun when you learn how to handle them and use them safely.
In my freedom loving good ole USA:
There are probably over 400 million firearms floating about .
Ridding us of our firearms ain’t but a libtarded fantasy of the totalitarians !
Fun & Games and Money prizes. I went to Turkey Shoots in a Slug only County in Upstate New York=Duchess County. 50 yard standard NRA pistol targets and I would drop a 12 guage rifled slug from my 20 inch barreled Ithaca Deerslayer Model 37 pump dead center every time and win. I never shot a Bambi but I was HELL on paper targets in my youth. Thats what good guns mean to me= gun control right thru that X ring ! I can do the same with any caliber handgun as well but if I have a good target… Read more »
HELL YEAH ! Outlaws carry guns and no gun law will ever stop that !
That is like when Nancy Regan tried to “Just say No” to a major inner city CRACK epidemic. It did not work at all.
You are suffering from the delusion of my mother’s generation – heavily indoctrinated by the FDR era, wherein the notion of the second amendment was twisted as an anachronism wherein guns were allowed to the citizens to hunt. Preposterous because the second amendment is a dark allusion to having to protect oneself and one’s family from renewed tyranny by the government. Other preposterous arguments have been presented… like that the military has overwhelming assets against any insurrection… tell that to an Afghani.. 🙂
Forgot also to mention… when your government comes to you home at 430 in the morning putting hoods on your loved ones… you’lll think differently. For a dramatic representation of such acts, watch “V for Vendetta.”
You still on Facebook ?
I know they will toss my ass in a New York minute if I say anything like the truth there.
Facebook is weenietown ! I know you must shun that waste of energy farce or you will be banned. You tell the truth unabashedly ! Same here !
I apparently still have 5 FB accounts rays….3 quite dormant for many years, 2 others recently resurrected because daughter sent me a Facebook funny video last summer. One very recent account was weirdly created via Breitbart indirect story sharing account ~ after FB grounded me for awhile for calling someone a ‘trannie’ ~ That newest fb account has no friends whatsoever…The FB account one from last summer under a fake name of a dead friend ~ has 6 friends & of the old Facebook accounts…one had 3k friends 5 years ago… So that’s one way I daily keep track of… Read more »
If you’re feeling “picked on” then maybe stop calling patriots or trump supporters morons and idiots, this is called getting a “taste of your own medicine” – try being respectful of others and what they choose to believe
Who is feeling picked on?
Well, Mr Horseyismyname there must be some way to blame Trump for your country taking away your gun rights, I got it – Trump and Gun both have the letter “U” – How crazy you must be that the Mainstream took away your daily dose of Trumpbashing TV to feed that obsession of yours – by the way, millions of people who LOVE vaccines were absolutely thrilled with Operation Warp Speed, albeit they are mostly sheep but still people and we should respect them wanting to inject themselves with poison
Did they have what the Nuremberg Code says is Informed Concent? Well I guess the Sheeple need culling both in the USA and UK becuse of theproperganda being fed into their belief systems
We got blades!
Lol…yes u do…And that Wisconsin Blake☻ guy got shot up because of his blade & now his family has milllions💰
What about fire? … As the US burns to the ground!
Well, I live near Minneapolis so ’em moronic BLM/Antifa Marxists may burn down that once thriving city yet🔥
I still wear my NOMEX jacket I wore for flame protection from a High Voltage Transformer flash over explosion.
I was wearing it while grilling the Yellowfin Tuna steak I ate for lunch today with Angel hair pasta.
Burn the USA ? I’m ready !
I tell people BUY NOMEX clothing and what do they say?
” I will buy MEXICAN clothing if I want to , don’t tell me what to wear !”
We got Pedowood and they got a boatload of GAY BLADES !
But I hear ya. I took College Fencing and love Dancing with a nice Epee myself !
Brings back memories of long ago lives I lived !
Same with Archery !
your canadian, and like i find with almost most of my canuck pals, they are obsessed with the USA, and completely ignore the MONSTER who is running the show there… come on canada,, you guys need to fucking burn the country down to rid the pests, then re build it up!!!! its called a revolution, and the new canada will be a million times better!!!!! we desperately need a strong canada!!!
ohhh thank you!!!!!
Happy April Fools Day! Good one Ben.
Attention All… Ben has privately confided in me that he has retired to a particularly Private , and Infamous Geisha House in Japan. He will be leaving any further Investigative Journalism to several of , “The Girls”, there who he says have a particularly profound Social Talent, that translates quite well into the writing of Soothing Articles that will assay the reader’s every worry… Personally I was proud of Ben for exercising his Hard Earned Right to some quality R&R a bit more seriously… I plan to Be on a flight out to visit Ben very soon, and have already… Read more »
Have a warm Sake and a good old time then Alex !
cold sake is sublime.
I’ll eat your banana any day!
I love a hairy man, you sexy beast! 🙂
You got the joke. Hot monkey love involves a mighty skinny Ding-a-ling though=lol!
Yeah it’s Goku! He goes through lots of transformations and becomes God Goku. Ben plays all sides so he knows whats gwannin.
I don’t play DRAGONBALL so I am not too familiar with Mr, Goku !
But thanks for the comment.
I notice your sense of humour has not deserted you. Great story for April fools’ day. 😉
Thanks for the entertainment. Just learned a bunch a odd new terms. Actually, satanic worship is all over the internet. I’ve witnessed a young lady practice black magic in the woods. She fell to the ground growling as if a demon had take over her. She’s never been the same since.
In some cultures people do that when they grieve. The women fall to the ground, howl, scream and cry, and even beat their chests.
They don’t like to bottle up the grief, they embrace their emotions, it is a big release, they let it all out so they don’t get serious mental health issues later on in life.
Blessd day of trolls and pranks and fools
If it was for April Fool’s Day, it was a swing and a miss. Not funny. Not even a little bit.
Maybe you’re wound a bit too tight?
Why was this posted? What was the point?
Another April fish for Ben !
This is ridiculous
It’s fishing time= April fool and Ben does it again !
April fish is just the French version of April fools day.
Its International goof off and mind mess with folks day , and
Ben is trolling the fish !
Ben did you get hacked???
April fools day has begun🤣🎯
The only problem is… the Vatican isn’t joking about this.
Is that news to u zombie?
Francine , Ben was NOT hacked= you got hooked !
What. The. Fuck…
Ben caught a fish I see ! He did it last year as well.